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Saint Louis, MO

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When I decided to become a Mother, several medical professionals walked in to my room together and stuck their hands and instruments straight up my hoo-ha without my permission, where I lost all modesty ( and a bit of dignity) with no hope of ever gaining any back. And at that point, I deemed it necessary to embarrass my children on the internet… So enjoy!

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